Favregnügen!: My Two Cents

Monday, September 8, 2008

My Two Cents

Brett's first game as a Jet reminded me of an old Kent Brockman (pictured here with Brett's wife Deanna) line:

It's a testament to the never say die, never think it through spirit of these Springfieldians . . .

Specifically, this line was called to mind when # 4 blindly chucked the ball toward the endzone on a 4th and 13 play and somehow found an open Jet for the touchdown. Brett used this same trick last year in overtime against the Giants with slightly less success. Abraham Zapruder was in Miami and has footage of this suspect play:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm8k-p7tgSY

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The Final Countdown

As the heart of summer descends upon us, the thoughts of red-blooded American men turn to sweat and shoulder pads. Baseball may be all well and good until training camp opens, but 'tis the battles of the gridiron that truly fire the loins.

Our hero stands at a crossroads. To his right, the high road, comprised of six steps, six steps to glory. And on his left, the low road, a mere four steps to ignominy, so close its scent tickles his nose hairs.

Ladies and gentleman, I present for your consideration one Brett Lorenzo Favre, long-standing employee of the publicly-owned Green Bay Packer organisation of the National Football League. At some point during this upcoming season, Mr. Favre may have an opportunity to throw his seventh touchdown pass, bringing his career total to 421 and placing him alone atop the list of this most admirable statistic, just beyond the 420 achieved by CBS-TV's own Daniel Constantine Marino, Jr.

And at some other point during this season, you can be assured that Mr. Favre will certainly, for the fifth time, sail an errant pass directly into the arms of the opposition, giving him a career total of 278 interceptions, also an all-time high, surpassing the dubious achievement of George Frederick Blanda. The interception has become something of a specialty for Mr. Favre in his twilight years; he's thrown 50 in the past two seasons alone, desperately grasping for Blanda's record.

Join us as we follow Farve's pursuit of these two hallowed highwater marks in the history of our great game called football. Will he reach both? Will he at last sustain a serious injury? Which will he reach first?