That's right, it's none other than Prime himself, Neon Deion! But wait, Deion's not a receiver; how could he have caught a pass from Brettie? Why, that's easy. Just ask one of the other 272 defensive backs who have been the beneficiaries of Brettie's largesse.
And guess what? Prime Time ran both of those interreceptions back, first in college, then in the pros, for a touchdown. Brett-boy's giving spirit knows no bounds.
We here at Favregnügen salute Neon Deion "Prime Time" Sanders, a man who first gave us a taste of what was to come, then followed through as one of a long line of players wearing the wrong jersey upon whom Brettie Boop has bestowed a highlight-reel play. Here's to you, Prime!
Hopefully, when Brettkins become eligible for enshrinement in Canton, the selection committee will take into account the fact that he was repeatedly chumped by a man who owns multiple plaid three-piece suits. An important part of the decision-making process, we believe. Just to make sure we understand exactly what we're dealing with here, let's view the evidence from another angle:
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